Bedtime Bacon Bits
by nmjohn on Oct.24, 2009, under Life
Around a month ago I accidentally started the most amazing nightly tradition ever. At the cusp of night time, right after I brush my teeth, I have that minty toothpaste sensation invade my mouth. At the same time, I have three tubes of imitation bacon bits ( mostly gluten and sodium ). After popping a handful of these salty, delicious treats into my mouth. I can safely fall asleep.
For an added bonus, the next morning you awaken with the delicious taste of bacon in your mouth. I can’t think of a better way to start the day.
